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Do you ever think that maybe there are some foods that should just be illegal?

I mean, the FDA is watching our backs when it comes to micro organisms, harmful chemicals, and such in our food. So I’m wondering if some foods should just be outlawed.

Take, for instance, sweetened condensed milk. That stuff is so sweet that you know it’s not healthy! And everytime you open a can, you can’t help put smear your finger across the lid or, heaven forbid, your tongue! What if you got a huge metal cut on your tongue from licking it!! See!!! … the FDA should just ban it.

Or maybe they should just rethink the packaging so that it’s more licker friendly? Like packaging it already on a spoon?

And while they are at it! They should just ban Cool Whip! There is always cool whip left in the bowl after you’ve scrapped and scrapped it! And then, you think there HAS to be some still in there so you stick your whole face in to lick it, which leaves you with sticky chin and whippy bangs, but hey! There is also the possibility of getting your head stuck if it’s just the right size! Try explaining that one to the ER! So they should just BAN Cool Whip!

OoOooOOorrrr maybe they should just change the color of the packaging from white to maybe bright purple? Then you could really SEE if there was any left.

I’m just saying….