Pmsing…
by GinafishPre-Menstrual Syndrome. I don’t understand what’s so Pre about it. PM cravings, weight gain, grumpiness….Do they have a syndrome called DMS? During Menstrual Syndrome??
Hubby and I watched an episode of “Everybody Loves Raymond” last night were Ray was tiptoeing around Deborah because it was her “ladies time”.
He had friends over and she chewed him out for laying his dirty pants on top of the clothes hamper instead of lifting the lid. She got upset because the guys had pretzel crumbs on the table. She had a temper flareup! So Ray goes out and run some errands. He decides to be a sweetie and picks up some Italian dinner for dinner. Problem is, when he returns home, she already has half of it done because he didn’t call to say he was bringing it.
Along the way, he thought he’d be nice and buy her something else. A bottle of pills for “ladies time”. You can see the steam coming out of her ears as she reads the label. “It doesn’t cover Bitchy, Ray….” And when his mother came over with cookies and then slapped Ray twice for turning into his inconsiderate father…well, I tried not to laugh.
That’s the PMS/DMS pill that I want to take…the one for Bitchiness, short tempers and mood swings! I don’t mind the craving chocolate one minute, and salty nuts the next. I buy all of my clothes on the loose side, so I pretend not to notice when the big pants are snug as the bloating commences. And they have already invented Tylenol which takes care of cramps, if I remember to take it between biting children’s heads off…
So a magical pill for bitchiness. Is there any magical pill that you’d like to see? Course, I’d also like the “take this and wake up 25 pounds lighter” pill. Without ill side effects like hours spent in the bathroom of course. 
So magical pills? What kind?
