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Watching the “Today Show” this morning, they devoted 3-5 min’s talking about flip flops. It was actually a review of the year’s fashions, so I’ll forgive them this time. It’s December, it’s suppose to be an average 50`F, but instead it’s closer to 65′. So let’s talk flip flops.

First of all, I am clumsy enough without having to worry about keeping my shoes on my feet while I’m walking. I trip wearing tennis shoes, bare feet, and in heels. Flip flops! Just give me a 5 foot clearance in all directions and we’ll be okay. Or to make it easier on everyone, I’ll only wear them to the beach.

Second, sure there were a lot of cute flip flops out there this past summer, but did you see the feet in them? Not so cute. Sometimes…well…sometimes…just tragic. The male fashion guru also pointed out all the germs available to your lovely toes on the sidewalks of New York. Walk into any public bathroom and use your imagination… Mmm….tasty.

Third, drawing the line. People have a hard enough time remembering where it’s deemed appropriate by the “fashion police” to wear hats. Throw flip flops in there, and people are wearing them to the White House. OMG!! Did you know this was a headline last summer????!!! People - wear them to the beach or pool or camping showers. Journalists - find some REAL news.

Now, where is my corset and Madonna power bra, so I can get ready to go to the grocery store….